Essays on social life in the Philippines.

I, cocky -- Bitchcraft -- Say we've just met -- Bus, bust, busted -- That four-letter "F" word -- Meatshop, doughnuts and the startstruck kid -- Sosi lingo, sosyal butts -- Chat Silayan is bisexual, Rica Peralejo is rich, and Ella May Saison is horny -- How to bag a man -- Louisms -- Hic! -- Conversation -- I'm p-pregnant -- Nuts -- The Horny one -- Mr. Wonderful (well, some kinda) -- Brusko pink, King Kong barbies -- One "duh" afternoon -- Kinx & I -- That thing you do -- Three "wise" men -- Lez Miz -- The "ouch" like no other -- Attack of the pee men -- Away -- Interview with a bum ire -- Gwash gurls, Chaka dolls, and buff divas (aka my friends) -- Crawling inside my skin -- Planet pink -- Ex files --B -- Love on the ledge -- By the bowl (next to the Toilet Duck) I sat down and wept -- Unsent -- Unwriterly.